"老公, I ♥ you."

vanityxo:

lost 15 followers and guarantee you ill lose more. im sorry im being a bit of a sarcastic bitch, but that’s who i am…ILL GO BACK TO POSTING PINK THINGS AND JUNK FOOD NOW SHALL I. nah im going to bed, im having a lie in tomorrow…then having crumpets and tea, ive decided. fuck people taking tumblr too seriously! Goodnight sweets :) xoxo

So, this girl ^ lost tumblr followers `cause she posted some pictures of dicks. Lol. “I’ll go back to posting pink things…” Hahaha~

I got bored and started googling more… I found more pictures! Check this link out. I’m a total sucker for cool things like this.

I FUKIN MISS U U JERK PENIS WRINKLE FAG FUK TALLY-WAG MUTHER FUKER!!!!!!
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Thomas will have a little bowtie/tie on his wrist, & I will have a ribbon bow on mine.

Like an inch big?

Our “couple” tats. Lol. :3